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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Why SAMOANS can't be TERRORISTS!!

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Heya folks for all of yous back in Sa.. it must've been one heck of a long weekend aye..lol
Just hope no one needed Pepto Bismo or some other yucky tastin' stuff to overcome the effects of 2 days of heavy eating. Though I'd gladly be reaching for that MYLANTA if I was back home after rolling in all that pork, raw fish, pisupo taro.. (mind torture session) Why do I do this to myself ???
Neeways it's a full on two months for me (lendy mea school) so I'm probably gonna be out for a lil while but of course I will always be on hand to read all about ur daily, weekly adventures... so Pinky don't go MIA again!
For the rest of us away from home guess we can reach back into our memory vaults and remember what White Sunday was like and salivate over the thought of all that yummmmmmy food. Just can't seem to let go shieshh
Well before I get on with the tedious task of trying to get my stuff/act together (you'd think I was 6 being the scatterbrain that I am) I want to leave you with a forward from a friend.

Oh to be Samoan you just gotta Luurveee it :)

The following are some of the reasons (though I am sure u can add a hundred more to the list)as to why we won't make very good terrorists and why Al Qeuda will not be recruiting from our neck of the woods any time soon.

Manuia le vaiaso and HAPPY BLOGGING LADIES & GENTS of course!

1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8. We would argue and start a verbal/fist fight in the plane.

9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

10. We carry around so much luggage we forget which one the bomb is in.

11. After looking at the nice suitcase and thinking of how our family can use a decent one decides not to detonate the bomb.

12. Comes across and old friend chat away and before you know it the plane has landed safely at its destination.

13. Has family in America/Britain and decides to go all the way to meet them why waste a perfectly paid for trip.

14: See's a priest on the flight, remembers the "hellfire sermons" chickens out and confesses to the padre.

15. We would N0T wanna c0mmit suicide f0r no 0ne!!!

16. Thought long and hard about exploding into tiny bits way up in the sky and decided NO we do not want to go out with a BANG after all!
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  • At 11:39 PM, Blogger soonaalofa said…

    Talofa Lava,

    Thanks for visiting my blog. Tonight is my last night in your beautiful country Japan, such a unique culture, a safe, clean and very well oragnised country. Wouldn't mind coming back and perhaps live and experience the Japanese culture for a year or so. I love Kyoto.

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  • At 1:27 PM, Blogger Pinky's Brain said…

    haha...airena koe MIA Pinky...ae ua uma aku lava le White Sunday ma gula ai Pinky :)

  • At 6:11 PM, Blogger dasifi said…

    soonaalofa,
    thanks for stoppin' by. Yes Kyoto is a lovely city especially now with autumn and all its colors. Such a tranquil place. Hope u get to come back and experience more of the land of the Rising Sun.
    Ia manuia.

    Pinky darlin'
    fefe ai foi e leai se kauloko ae faakalikali kigi..lol. Seems like you had a fabulous White Sunday.
    Its gonna be holiday galore from now on.. Halloween..Thanksgiving Christmas New Years...Enjoy them all pinky..kusa pe ke gula dont forget to update ur plog heheh
    Take care girl!
    Manuia le weekend.

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  • At 9:06 PM, Blogger talo said…

    talofa lava, just wanted to say I enjoy reading your blog. I am a samoan living in saitama, married to a japanese and Pastor a church here in tokyo. Just wanted to say hello. Please write me if you want to. here is my address. sataraka.talo@gmail.com/ or you can visit my church website
    http://www.newhope.jp. God bless you. Talo Sataraka

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