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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Ladies appreciate your husbands....

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Because lately I have been very much in need of a good laugh and this provided it....

A woman home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young lady.

The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but know that they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me, as no explanation can justify what you have done!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in a few minutes.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because you dislike them as I have no taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.."

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said...

"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"


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12 lilsifi:

  • At 3:19 PM, Anonymous supasta said…

    omg...
    hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa>
    shiet dat was hillarious..but sad at the same time..har har har
    okay i beta get outta here be4 i pi in my panties..hehe..malo tupstar
    i was lurve dis one..

  • At 10:36 AM, Blogger Pinky in Boots said…

    Se fefe pe 'aga palasi mai o keige sese......

    Kago aku huspend ua leai se mea la e mimika ai...lol..Tuff!!!!

  • At 2:59 PM, Blogger fotu of samoa said…

    lol!

    Sa'o aga fa'amakala mai le story a le huspend i sesi o keige fai kuiga mai Sa-hen, oi e koe kepa mai ae sasa ai ma le du'i i le guku!

    Stob moy abuse! lol.

    Coz you know how I have a husbend and all... lol

  • At 2:34 AM, Blogger dasifi said…

    Yep tru dat ladies,
    Laki lava si kama e le o se fafige Samoa la ga la gogofo.
    Aint no way he would get the chance to explain anything.
    Unless a dead man can talk...hehehe
    Hearing you guys loud and clear
    but Fawdu dear I know u will have a good/faithful huspen like sida's one so there will be no need for the sapelu, koi, scissors and the loaded 45 choo hooo...

  • At 4:45 AM, Blogger nannyboo said…

    LOL...fank it for the luff, i was in desperate need of it!

    LOL@sida...oka se tuff o not a binky, e filemu mai ae animal instinct! hahaha

  • At 7:40 AM, Blogger Dylan said…

    LMAO! That was frickin' hilarious!

  • At 11:08 AM, Blogger Pinky's Brain said…

    hi Tupz,

    Click on the link to get to my new blog :)

  • At 7:49 AM, Blogger jp crocka said…

    Malo,
    Not enuff sushi i reckon, or could it be the sake not warm enough.
    Aua le fai mea valea man. Being a fala is HARD and there is a lot of those stray homeless dirty need-to-be-cared-for beings around and the christian thing to do is to share the love when yu can, just do it at your cousin's garage I say (or TATIANA motel, I've learned). I got caught before, doing things I shouldn't have, but life would be boring without it's adventures, just make sure you wanna go on the roller coaster before you hop into the seat 'cause it won't stop just because you're going down that deep drop and your south pole is sitting in your oesaphagus. Play hard and play fair but don't blame anyone but yourself with your decisions in life.
    Ia Ka'ilo

  • At 1:33 PM, Blogger dasifi said…

    Se malo jp,
    speaking from experience aye bro. Tru dat if you wanna play be prepared to face the consequences.
    At least be smart or have enough respect for ur own home to peform ur dirty deeds in a more discreet place.
    Faafetai asiasi mai.

  • At 6:48 AM, Blogger jp crocka said…

    One lives and learns through the mistakes in life whether intended or not. Sorry if I upset you with my silly comments and hope for the best for you and your studies. Hope your papa hangs on for you and god willing, be there for many many more years to enjoy the love you yearn to show him.
    cheers

  • At 8:51 AM, Blogger dasifi said…

    jp bro,
    hey I love ur take on life its both honest and hillarious.
    Thanks for da words of encouragement. Yeah I pray my dad can hold on but e le fai loto se isi e pule lava le Atua soifua. But I guess it never hurts to keep asking him for a lil more time.
    Manuia le vaiaso.
    Take care and God Bless.

  • At 5:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    LMFAO! se oukou se e ma'i iai le kagaka! LMFAO! i say GO LOOK FOR A HOMELESS GUY! LMFAO! eh malo a le eva! mwah to yall!

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