My Life in Japan

The Ins and outs of my time here in Japan.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Here's one for the ladies.

I don't usually post jokes but it's raining cats n dogs outside which is a great relief from the suffocating rays of the sun but I can't go anywhere, am stuck in the house, hungry but is too lazy to cook and there are no constructive thoughts in my tired brain so I'm putting this up for the ladies. Many a time women have had to put up with silly, insensitive & in- appropriate questions/coments from men. Most of the time women do not give men the satisfaction by dignifying their queries with a response. Some who do not favor confrontation just turn the other cheek. Then there are those who are able to hold their own, those who stand their ground and are able to dish out just as good as they've been given. To those brave magnificent souls this post is dedicated to YOU!
A young womanblog layouts was packing her husband's lunch early one morning.

As he walked into the room he told her she was putting on weight.

The woman ignored the remark and turned to walk out of the room.

He then said. "Your behind is as big as a four burner barbecue". image hosting

Again she ignored him.

That night, when he came to bed and cuddled up to her, she rolled over and

wrapped the sheet around herself.

Stunned he asked "What's wrong with you?"

She replied, "Why fire up a four burner barbecue to cook half a


PS/ There are also a lot of great men in the world so don't be too hard. Give credit where credit is due. Over and out!

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5 lilsifi:

  • At 9:40 PM, Blogger nannyboo said…

    lol@half a sausage...yeah why settle for half when u can have a whole?lol...whole? whole is GOOD!lol..suga alu e kaele i le care

  • At 9:52 PM, Blogger dasifi said…

    I did, I did and I loved it. Though its not as great as finding big siga's in Samoa where u can just stand under and let the water wash all over you.

    be safe nanny gurl!

  • At 10:14 PM, Blogger Peachy.. said…

    Ha,ha,ha.. Good one Dasifi. Who said we can't be witty and win them at their own game. Manuia...

  • At 4:29 AM, Blogger dasifi said…

    yep, we win some and we lose some but getting even though shouldn't be a way of life can be so gratifying at times.
    cheers girl.

    Right back atcha!

  • At 6:24 PM, Blogger dasifi said…

    suga nanny,
    lol @ whole is good! enjo these days we gurls/ladies will settle for nothing but da

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