Here's one for the ladies.
I don't usually post jokes but it's raining cats n dogs outside which is a great relief from the suffocating rays of the sun but I can't go anywhere, am stuck in the house, hungry but is too lazy to cook and there are no constructive thoughts in my tired brain so I'm putting this up for the ladies. Many a time women have had to put up with silly, insensitive & in- appropriate questions/coments from men. Most of the time women do not give men the satisfaction by dignifying their queries with a response. Some who do not favor confrontation just turn the other cheek. Then there are those who are able to hold their own, those who stand their ground and are able to dish out just as good as they've been given. To those brave magnificent souls this post is dedicated to YOU!
A young woman was packing her husband's lunch early one morning.
As he walked into the room he told her she was putting on weight.
The woman ignored the remark and turned to walk out of the room.
He then said. "Your behind is as big as a four burner barbecue".
Again she ignored him.
That night, when he came to bed and cuddled up to her, she rolled over and
wrapped the sheet around herself.
Stunned he asked "What's wrong with you?"
She replied, "Why fire up a four burner barbecue to cook half a
PS/ There are also a lot of great men in the world so don't be too hard. Give credit where credit is due. Over and out!